jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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