We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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