Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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