New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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