so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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