when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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