idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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