the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
