piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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