well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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