Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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