he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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