u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
