But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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