My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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