So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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