we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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