a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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