all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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