I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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