LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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