Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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