i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
