Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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