look no pants
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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