I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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