Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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