do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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