i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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