mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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