im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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