is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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