Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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