We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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