there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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