I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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