Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You're a waste of cheezeits
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
MIDGETS
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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