Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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