It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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