I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
