do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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