LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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