The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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