There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
and she was petting her beer can
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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