.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Everclear isn't food dammit
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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