what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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