accomplished twins. life is a go
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
