ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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