How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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