his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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