Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I understand Curling. That high.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He better not be in your backpack
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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