Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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